#twatless

In today's day and age there are countless vehicles for one to share one's thoughts, express one's views, voice one's opinions. There is Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, MySpace... I guess. And most importantly, Twitter. For years today's most important minds have been spreading knowledge and broadening horizons through this robust medium. But alas, not all have grown accustom to Twitter. In fact, less than 10% of the entire world's population is on Twitter, and yet there are over 9,000 tweets a second. Thus I give you #twatless. For those who are without this formative tool, I bring you the most important wisdom from present and past, both tweets and twats. No one should go without these rare and beautiful words to live by. So really, this is for you mom. #twatless.